Monday 5 January 2009

Blog of Bling #13- A year's end reflection

While its always difficult to recognize change in oneself, it seems as if I've come a long way in the four or five months I've been in London. And although the "pretentious-barrier" was crossed long, long ago, I thought it would be entertaining to share some of the little lessons I've learned during the past year.

1.) Wear clothes that fit. Shopping exclusively on the clearance racks at Target just isn't going to cut it anymore...

2.) Dancing is easy. All you have to do is put one hand up in the air and bob up and down. Hold up one finger for emphasis which can be turned into a point when inevitably people want to start taking pictures with you.

3.) It's impossible to take a good serious photo after 4 liquor drinks. Instead of attempting to smile and look sober, own you're awkwardness! Intentional idiocracy is much funnier than accidental idiocracy.

4.) The Peacock Rule. When trying to meet new people, its easier to attract through appearance than by personality. The male peacocks with the most "game" are the ones that look the most ridiculous. This can be applied to bar attire. Colored shirts, being overdressed, and apparently hideous sweaters are all applications of this rule.

5.) Great friends are hard to come by. Ultimately the most important lesson I've learned, is that while its (relatively) easy to meet new people and form acquaintances and contacts, it's infinitely harder to develop the true friendships I have here in Louisville.

What a holiday! It's been a fantastic and well-needed break from the London adventure and I don't think this trip home could have gone any better. I'm sad to leave, but I look forward to being back in The 'Ville during the end of March. Cheers for a great holiday season!

1 comment:

Carmelle, Vincent, Tristan, Caleb, and Brayden Martinez said...

HAHAHAH!! You make me laugh, Bling! I miss you and can't wait to see you, hopefully, at the end of March!!